Happy Friday kids. For some inexplicable reason, I woke up with this song in my head, and it has been stuck all day long.
Anyway, where the hell are my cocktail pictures?
If you haven’t already done so, don’t forget to make one of the cocktails in Drink Well, snap a photo, and submit it by next Monday, July 9th to enter the contest. First place winner gets a $25 Amazon gift card.
What can you do with 25 bucks? Well…
-Download $25 worth of books to your Kindle.
-Rent porn on Amazon instant.
-Buy laundry detergent and have it delivered right to your front door.
-Buy this and have your dog hate you for life. 
Send your photos to cowardlyfeminist@gmail.com with Cocktail Photo Contest in the subject heading.
Anyway, onto today’s Happy Hour Cocktail. That’s right y’all, this week it’s a twofer.
So. Freaking. Good.
Heat Wave
- 2 oz Appleton’s Rum
- 1 oz peach schnapps
- pineapple juice
- coconut water
In a tall ice-filled glass pour rum and schnapps, then pour equal amounts of pineapple and coconut water. Stir, and garnish with something summery. Or just stick a straw in that bad boy and get your weekend started.
Enjoy!
New life ambition: get a dog so I can dress it up as a raptor. Amazing!
You can rent porn on Amazon Instant? I learn something (porn related) new every day.
Softcore seems totally acceptable to the peeps at Amazon.
l always rent porn on Amazon Instant. IF by “porn” you mean Masterpiece Mystery. Oh Inspector Lewis and your quaint little Oxford world. Sigh. So many cases to solve!
Really though, there’s porn?
Dammit I didn’t get to make a cocktail this weekend at all.
Maybe I will make one today in the middle of the day and send it
OMG, I just got disc one for the second season of Downton Abbey. Not Masterpiece Mystery, but I love me some Masterpiece Theatre. I take it you like the new Sherlock Holmes?