Over the weekend my husband and I went to a large Halloween store to pick up some face paint and black lights. I think it’s already well established Halloween has become the day for women to wear scanty attire. I haven’t posted about it because a) I wrote about it last year, and b) about a bazillion other bloggers have posted on the topic.
The absurdity of this, however, changed my mind:
Do yourself a favor, go with the sexy nurse instead. Sure, you'll get a lot of not so clever remarks about injections, but that's bound to be better than what you'll hear while wearing this getup.
I’m not sure what to say about this, other than who decides to be a slutty skunk? And what does that say about the individual wearing the costume? I’m sexy not smelly? Or is it simply, ‘they were all out of sexy pirate outfits’? Geezaloo, that’s ridiculous. Although it did prompt my husband and me to try and come up with our own ideas – he won hands down with the Skanky Tortoise, ‘slow and slutty’.
Ah, Halloween. Look, if you want to wear a sexy costume, then that’s your prerogative. But for the love of pumpkins and cadycorns, if you’re going to channel your inner-sexpot, please use logic.
Am I the only one who keeps thinking, “Wow, I bet her stuff REALLY stinks”?
No, you aren’t. The only reason I didn’t remark on it was there were just too many jokes to chose from.
Putting aside the ridiculousness of this idea for a second . . . who wears those boots besides certifiable and professional whores? In that getup, I would be surprised if people DIDN’T ask you all night, “how much?” Jeesh.
Oh yeah, the boots totally make the outfit!
Does that say “Stinkin’ Cute Skunk?” The only way I would find this acceptable was if you actually rolled in garbage and actually smelled. Then it would be kind of funny.
Yup, it sure does say Stinkin’ Cute Skunk.
For a second there, I thought it said Stinkin’ Cum Skunk, and I was thinking that it was ridiculously inappropriate. As it is, I think it’s merely inappropriate.
It was an actual Halloween store, not a stripper clothing store, so no x-rated costumes. But yeah, that would definitely take it to the ridiculously inappropriate level.
I actually read it as “stinking cunt skunk” and was horrified. “Cute” is definitely better, although still very weird.
I do kind of like the idea of a skanky tortoise Hallowe’en costume.
Yeah, I thought the skanky tortoise was pretty good too:)
“Does the carpet match the tail?” Clearly the inverse landing strip is the only choice to suit this costume.
Bwahaha! Nothing I say could possibly top that. I should close the comments.
Oh god I fear for your life. I mean unless your hubby picked up the Pepe Le Pew costume…. If not, you are gonna have to watch out for roving overly amorous skunks all halloween long….Do not go to WeHo!
?? Why do you fear for my life? If I was going to go as something whore-y, it certainly wouldn’t be a skunk.
No need to worry about WeHo, haven’t done that in years and years. Still recovering!!!!
OK, so I was JUST reading an article yesterday about how some asshole shot his 9-year-old niece at a family Halloween party, who was dressed in (what can only be described as a poorly constructed bit of nonsense equating to…) a skunk costume. The article goes on to say she was “crouching down near a ridge” and furthermore, he wasn’t under the influence. He managed to shoot her in the shoulder and neck, but she’s thankfully recovering nicely. Where to start, where to start…. Anyhoo, seems that the whole skank skunk thing is just asking for trouble, no? It certainly inspires me to grab my trusty shotgun
AN-NIEEEEEE!!! You’re back!
A-hem.
I haven’t read that story, but it sounds awful, glad to hear the girl is okay.
Hee hee! HI! Fear not, I’ve been creepily stalking you all this time *grin*.
And my god yes…. The guy was throwing a family Halloween party clearly thought picking off skunks during appetizers was a marvel idea!
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