Over the weekend my husband and I went to a large Halloween store to pick up some face paint and black lights. I think it’s already well established Halloween has become the day for women to wear scanty attire. I haven’t posted about it because a) I wrote about it last year, and b) about a bazillion other bloggers have posted on the topic.
The absurdity of this, however, changed my mind:
I’m not sure what to say about this, other than who decides to be a slutty skunk? And what does that say about the individual wearing the costume? I’m sexy not smelly? Or is it simply, ‘they were all out of sexy pirate outfits’? Geezaloo, that’s ridiculous. Although it did prompt my husband and me to try and come up with our own ideas – he won hands down with the Skanky Tortoise, ‘slow and slutty’.
Ah, Halloween. Look, if you want to wear a sexy costume, then that’s your prerogative. But for the love of pumpkins and cadycorns, if you’re going to channel your inner-sexpot, please use logic.