Happy Monday ladies and gentlemen, and not just any Monday, it’s Columbus Day. Great idea, right? Celebrating the decimation of indigenous populations?

No, actually, it isn’t.

So guess what? This Monday no longer exists. Today is a do-over. Yep. It’s Sunday part two. In a nutshell, that means I don’t want to write a post today, but instead of accepting the fact that I’m lazy, I am going to blame Christopher Columbus.

I leave you with this: