Yesterday we ran to Target to pick up a few things, one of the items on the list was deodorant for my husband. I’ve made fun of his toiletries before, specifically the Danger Zone, but this one really takes the cake. In fact, Danger Zone looks like a total bitch next to this.
Where do I even start with how awesome this is? It has tussling wolves, for Pete’s sake.
I can only assume Old Spice is trying to cash in on the popularity of Game of Thrones. And you know what? It totally worked on me.
Hell. Yes.
Why should I be stuck with Lilac Breeze, or Vanilla Mist, or whatever feminine-y nonsensical name some Joe Schmo marketing person thought of to get me to part with my hard earned dollars? I too want to be Presidentlord and harness the wolf. And the best part is, it has a surprisingly pleasant smell. Because really, you’d think something with a name like Wolfthorn would smell like, I dunno, steel and blood, or dirt. But this is pretty dang delightful.
Also, I’m seriously thinking about changing my name to Vesta Presidentlord Vayne (can I legally demand that Presidentlord always show up in bold print too? It sounds more authoritative that way) .
Don’t mess with me.
Oh, and by the way, since we don’t have cable, and because HBO totally sucks and won’t get on board with everybody else and release their shows on streaming right after they air, we are just now watching season 2 of Game of Thrones. Do not leave any spoilers in the comment section or I will cry.
