So, if you will recall from yesterday, the man has today off. This is what happens when you start happy hour too early:

I'm not really sure what's going on here.

• 2 oz almendrado tequila (you could substitute amaretto)
• cherry bitters
• Dr. Pepper (we used diet)

I don’t think mixing instructions are required for this one, but it’s probably best enjoyed in a red plastic cup.

*Bonus Drinking Game* If you plan on watching House of Cards this weekend, every time Kevin Spacey breaks the fourth wall, chug.

Happy Friday y’all, don’t drink and drive.