Seriously. I don’t know what the deal is today. I woke up at 6am, walked the dogs, made coffee and sat down in front of the computer.

Nothing.

I responded to some emails, checked out blogs I love, went back to thinking about a post. Nothing. Then my husband woke up, we had stuff to do, blah blah blah. Earlier this evening I attempted to finish something I half-ass wrote this morning, and still wasn’t feeling it. So I gave up, because some days, you just draw a blank. No biggie.

Now, I could have powered through my big ass brain freeze and probably come up with something, but you know what I did instead? I watched two episodes of Ugly Americans. It’s on the Netflix streaming, I’m four episodes in, and it is probably the most inappropriate cartoon I’ve ever seen (well, except maybe for Archer, but Archer is pretty witty. And wrong. Oh, and I’m not including the weird and effed up Anime. Some of that stuff is disturbing, but not in a good way). Did that stop me from watching? Nope. I guess the only positive thing to say about the show is that it’s equally offensive to all groups – everyone’s a target.

So there you have it, I watched cartoons that are in poor taste, and probably would have watched another episode, but my husband wanted to watch a movie. Clearly I don’t have the attention span today for anything other than 22 minutes of vulgarity, so I left him to watch whatever he wanted. I looked at pictures in read a magazine, and when I finished, looked up Ugly Americans to see if some network actually greenlit  a second season of the show (it already aired, no clue about a third). This, of course, meant I had to look it up on Youtube, where I found this:

* If you are easily offended by penises and/or raunchy cartoons involving zombies, then please don’t play this video.

**My husband just walked in the room, and totally unfazed by King Missile, said good night and wandered off to bed. I’m not sure what that says about me as a person.

I will also admit that I like this song.